It Started With a Burp and a Fart

Momma: BUUURP! excuse me!

Willon: toot *snicker*

Momma and Willon: Eee hee hee hee hee hee!

Willon: You burped, Momma!

Momma: And you tooted at the SAME TIME!

Momma and Willon: BAH HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHA!

Momma: Like Momma, like son! LOL

Willon: Yeah, you make the rules and I follow them.

ROFL!