Rhetta asked me: What's a bunch of violence?
I answered: The string section in an orchestra? (har har - I think I'm so funny.)
Rhetta: Momma! what's a bunch of violence?? (ignoring my joke COMPLETELY!)
I said: I don't know, what's a bunch of violence? (playing along)
Rhetta: Hawaii!
Me: Huh?
I asked Rob: What does she mean a bunch of violence is Hawaii? (totally confused)
Rob: BAH HA HA HA HA HA!
Me: Huh?
Rob: That's funny! Violence... violins.
Me: NO! She said... then I said... then she said... (I recount)
Rob: BAH HA HA HA HA HA! A bunch of islands is Hawaii! She's right! She totally got you!
Me: Huh?
Rob: Islands! Islands! A bunch of islands is Hawaii.
Me: D'oh!
3 comments:
not bragging or anything...but i got it before you gave the punch line. (but i have to say, your answer to her questions was so good, it made me jealous...lol)
hilarious!
woulda got me too, granpa
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