Tuesday, May 3, 2011

I was all like, Huh?

Rhetta asked me: What's a bunch of violence?

I answered: The string section in an orchestra? (har har - I think I'm so funny.)

Rhetta: Momma! what's a bunch of violence?? (ignoring my joke COMPLETELY!)

I said: I don't know, what's a bunch of violence? (playing along)

Rhetta: Hawaii!

Me: Huh?

I asked Rob: What does she mean a bunch of violence is Hawaii? (totally confused)

Rob: BAH HA HA HA HA HA!

Me: Huh?

Rob: That's funny! Violence... violins.

Me: NO! She said... then I said... then she said... (I recount)

Rob: BAH HA HA HA HA HA! A bunch of islands is Hawaii! She's right! She totally got you!

Me: Huh?

Rob: Islands! Islands! A bunch of islands is Hawaii.

Me: D'oh!

3 comments:

earthmama said...

not bragging or anything...but i got it before you gave the punch line. (but i have to say, your answer to her questions was so good, it made me jealous...lol)

grama said...

hilarious!

Anonymous said...

woulda got me too, granpa