Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Stop Me if You've Heard This One

Riddles by Willon (made up entirely from things he could see from his bed pillow with the exception of the refrigerator.)

Why does the shelf have a fan on it?
Because the box doesn't have a TV in it!

Why do you tell a box in your refrigerator?
Because the shelf doesn't have powder!

Why does a bed have a curtain laying down on it?
Because the big red lunch box doesn't have a box in it!

Why does the fan have paper in it?
Because the movies don't have their books!

Why does the curtain have a fire alarm on it?
Because the lamp doesn't have water!

Why do the cars have windows for wheels to race on racetracks?
Because the ceiling doesn't have a curtain!

Why does the coffee cup have a Jack-in-the-Box toy in it?
Because the picture doesn't have a letter!

Why does the book have spelling crayons in it?
Because the fan doesn't have boxes in it!


*Jess* said...

oh, he has me rolling with laughter!

love deer grama said...

he's a natural born comedian!