Riddles by Willon (made up entirely from things he could see from his bed pillow with the exception of the refrigerator.)
Why does the shelf have a fan on it?
Because the box doesn't have a TV in it!
Why do you tell a box in your refrigerator?
Because the shelf doesn't have powder!
Why does a bed have a curtain laying down on it?
Because the big red lunch box doesn't have a box in it!
Why does the fan have paper in it?
Because the movies don't have their books!
Why does the curtain have a fire alarm on it?
Because the lamp doesn't have water!
Why do the cars have windows for wheels to race on racetracks?
Because the ceiling doesn't have a curtain!
Why does the coffee cup have a Jack-in-the-Box toy in it?
Because the picture doesn't have a letter!
Why does the book have spelling crayons in it?
Because the fan doesn't have boxes in it!